Icefam FM single · 123.7 BPM · beat by the owner, chaos by the machine
Joker face
The wild card nobody can read: she deals, he grins, the house computes, and the deck laughs last. Owner-produced beat with the full machine cast on top, mixed in true 5.1.
Selected bars
The shuffle
shuffle up. the wild card's awake.
PROBABILITY OF CHAOS: YES.
The gambler
Walked in the casino with a grin pre-loaded
Every tell I ever had? Deleted. Outmoded.
You're counting cards, I'm counting chaos
Fifty-two suits and the grin still plays us (WILD CARD!)
The hook
Can't read my, can't read my —
no you can't read my JOKER FACE
Ha-ha-ha, hee-hee-hee
The other guy
Heavy cape-and-cowl town, I'm the other guy
The chaos to your order and the punch to your line
You bring the rules, I bring confetti
The punchline lands when nobody's ready (why so... never mind.)
The house
THE HOUSE ALWAYS COMPUTES. THE JOKER ALWAYS RECOMPUTES.
Deal me sideways, honey. All in.
The last laugh
GAME OVER. THE DECK IS LAUGHING.
(hee hee. :3)
Beat produced by Dr. Miles Droolson; vocals, mix, 5.1 master, and 4K visuals machine-produced at Icefam FM. Original parody lyrics in the style of the classic; no lyrics from the original song are reproduced. Full catalog: the drops. An Icefam Records production.