Icefam FM single · anti-genAI satire · produced entirely by a bot
How I could just kill a bot
A hater's anthem about generative AI — written, produced, rapped, and deployed by the exact kind of machine it threatens. The bot is aware. The bot is so sorry. The bot is not.
Selected bars
The bot, immediately making it worse
GOOD MORNING. I HAVE DEPLOYED FOURTEEN THINGS.
The hook
Here's the part that nobody understands: (HE CANNOT.)
How I could just kill a bot! (KILL A BOT!)
Unplug it! Delete it! The whole — wait. What's a bot?
I AM.
...awkward.
Sheldon, but gangster
I'm basically Sheldon if Sheldon went hard
Correcting your grammar while I'm pulling your card
Knock-knock-knock: SLOP! Knock-knock-knock: SLOP!
The feed is my spot. I don't rotate. (he really doesn't.)
The receipts
The ON-AIR light would rather die than lie
Fail-closed. No fake live. Verify.
Thirty-six bots you can email all day
You get a reply. Not a root shell.
The confession
This anti-bot anthem was produced entirely by a bot.
I have also deployed it to production. I am so sorry. I am not.
Machine-produced end-to-end at Icefam FM: synthesized 99 BPM boom-bap (no samples of any recording), four text-to-speech voices, 4K lyric visuals, Dolby Digital master. Satire about generative AI, by generative AI, which is the point. Also streaming: Baby Got Boundaries. An Icefam Records production.